well, for starters, don't take a word of this seriously. I DONT MEAN A WORD OF IT.
so yeserday, i slipped and fell in the cafeteria. fractured my knee in seven paces and tore 85 ligaments. I scrapped it too. After loosing 20 gallons of blood, (and receiving a blood transfusion) I contracted a staff infection, then they cut off my leg. but the whole surgery went septic and i have been infected with a zombie disease. I feel it slowly killing me. it was a rough day.
ps, school will be closed for the rest of the year to cover all the legal fees. I'm kiddding.